J has worked out that she hasn’t got to stay in her bed. She knows we’d like her to stay in it but if she stands up and walks around she looks at us as if to say, "Really what are you going to do about it - put me to bed early? Mwhahaha." It seems that lately, seeing what we're going to do about it is part of the fun. She’s calling our bluff. The other day I walked into J's room, assuming she'd be asleep as she had been quiet for ages, and she was stood in the middle of her room wearing a life jacket and holding a slightly deflated dingy under her arm.
J has become a mixture of ever more charming and increasingly more insulting as she has learned to speak. We go from being offered cups of tea to being pointed at naked while she cackles. J's topics of conversation are often far from ideal for public consumption.
Being ill with a toddler is a very different experience to any other time. In the time I like to call BC (before child), being ill was equally horrendous of course but I could take myself away and suffer alone, perhaps with the TV or radio on, in and out of consciousness with the background noise of This Morning. BC, my only worry was when should I go back to work? When I do go back, should I apply my make-up more sparingly to make sure I still look a bit crap?
This is not something I have told many people. It's a bit of an embarrassing story to tell anyone but for the sake of supplying an open and honest blog, so we can get to know each other, I'm willing to share.
I did a very irritating maneuver when I was pregnant. I even knew it was annoying as I was pressing the send button but, for some weirdo reason, I couldn’t stop myself.
When are they ready? Your child is ready when they tell you they’ve done a poo in their nappy and are keen for you to change it. When they are quite physically able – they can walk, run well, as well as walk up and down stairs. When they are using alternate … Continue reading How To Wave Goodbye To Nappies
When I found out I was pregnant, my partner really wanted to talk it through with his sister because they are close and it came to us as a very lovely, shocking surprise, and he was crapping his pants about it. It is quite surprising that Eddy and his sister came from the same parents. She … Continue reading The Intelligent Neice.